MS Paint Style Soulful Sketch

Redraw this image in the roughest, most scribbled, and worst style possible. The background should be white, creating a 'soulful mouse-painting' feel as if drawn with a computer mouse in the system's built-in paint software. It should be vaguely recognizable as the original but slightly off—awkward, confusing, and featuring a low-definition pixelated texture to emphasize a disastrously bad result. Oh well, whatever, just do what you want.

Original Prompt

用最糙最潦草最拉垮的画画风重画这张图。背景要白色，搞出那种用系统自带画图软件鼠标涂出来的灵魂鼠绘感。大概看着能认出是原图，但又好像不是那么回事，似像非像、别扭又迷惑，要带那种低清像素风的质感，突出一个惨绝人寰的翻车效果。哎算了，随便吧，你开心就好。